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November 10th, 2008

Morning-After Candy!

So Jujubes used to be totally inedible rock-hard gelatin candies, until they added different chemicals to soften ‘em up and make ‘em more chewable.  This is what happened when the makers of LEVONORGESTREL bought out the confectionery companies to enhance flavor and reduce populations AT THE SAME TIME!

And thus, like the insect invasions and so many other things that went wrong during Dominion’s Collapse, this turn of events helped ensure the end of the Masters.

The author of the following site LOVES Jujubes, to the point where I feel unease.

One Response to “Morning-After Candy!”

  1. Dain Q Gore Says:

    Consume Mass Quantities!

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